Learned From My Robot?

Robot Wisdom: All I Really Need to Know About Life, I Learned From My Robot!

All I Really Need to Know About Life, I Learned From My Robot

• Chair legs are quite invisible until you slam into one.
• The logical way is the only way.
• Robot dogs never need to be walked.
• Never upset an A. I. if it is running your life support systems.
• Robots love the song "Daisy."
• Robot directives are sometimes classified.
• From time to time ALL robots fall, even Honda's Asimo with $100 million in research.
• It is always best to clean up your code.
• Always charge your batteries fully before a big day.

 

Go ahead. Go beyond your original programming. Grow beyond your original programming. You may just discover what it is like to be human.

 



• Sensors show you the world.
• People are sometimes more robotic than robots.
• Don’t byte off more than you can compile.
• You are only as popular as you have FaceBook friends.
• Never forget how much memory you have.
• Irritating and/or irrational robots have an 'off' switch. Irritating and/or irrational humans don’t.
• In cyberspace no one can hear you scream.
• Life’s little interrupts let you know when it's time to make your more important decisions.
• An Android cell phone is not a robot.
• The best software in the world cannot fix a stripped gear.
• Life is like this void loop() {wakeup(); work(); recharge();}
• Input is essential.
• Robots should look like robots and people should look like people. The uncanny valley creeps out most people.
• You can't always trust a robot that looks like a governor, nor a governor that looks like a robot.
• File sharing is a good thing, but only if you have a good virus checker installed.
• If a robot falls in a forest it’s gonna break a few parts. If it falls on a city sidewalk, it’s gonna break a LOT of parts.

 

 

Learned From My Robot : Orignal Poem...

 

 

Some people learn from their parents. Some learn from their teachers. Others learn from books. Still others learn from the internet, perhaps on youtube or facebook. I learned most about life from my robot.



--Thomas